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superhighschoollevelmisandry:

“WARNING. This site contains adult content. By continuing you are confirming you are comfortable with the content of this site.” *confirms* *it is actually a web page of taxes and bills. I see things about the stock market that I don’t understand. This is a truly adult site and I was not prepared*

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wow i either have 0 feelings or all feelings at once

(via lastnightasanapparation)


breakingbeth:

Troy Bolton returns to East High

ONE HUNDRED

AND EIGHTY-FOUR

THOUSAND

NOTES

I HATE ALL OF YOU

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cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

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really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”

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heckyesclarinet:

nigglerambles:

We see so many collections and medleys of hot actors, athletes, even news anchors. Well, now I present my own of the hottest classical musicians.

Name: Andreas Ottensamer

Education: Harvard University

Occupation: Principal Clarinetist of the Berlin Philharmonic

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hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

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cerebi:

get over yourself dude if you were a dolphin that law degree would be fucking useless

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